To show the woman who’s having sex with Mike Rowe that I’m the one he wants to be with:

Observe at the 7:28 mark.

Oh and Mike — you are fantastic, especially when you wear the pig shirt.

*If only.

Hat tip to John Scalzi.

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3 Responses to “In Where I Drive Across The Country Wearing Nothing but Depends with Various Tools of Destruction”

  1. octopusgrabbus Says:

    You’re an interesting lady. I liked the Thanksgiving gravy post.

  2. Vince Says:

    Kate, Kate, Kate, that’s what got Lisa Marie Nowak in so much trouble.

  3. Tania's Mate Jill Says:

    … oh my, I wish he would “knock the bottom” out of something in my dreams! LOL And Kate I am delighted I am not the only one that has dream sex with Mike Rowe!! :)