This Tastes Funny – Here, Try it.
Posted by Kate on Thursday Dec 3, 2009 Under College, Life, Writing SamplesBecause I have to write poems for my creative writing class, and because I suck at them so badly, I’m offering them up for mass consumption. They will never, ever be published anywhere respectable, so instead, I publish them here.
Here is my final poem I wrote for the class. Yes, in a sense I just did that whole, “Omg, this milk tastes like it’s gone sour, here, try it!” trick.
Enjoy the rancid words!
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The Sister Grimm
The pigs have flown away
With their stumpy silver wings as I stare
In mirth, in horror, in
Disbelief and covered in shit
I had this power all along.
The wolf had nearly won with his blow-hard
Antics and toothless bite
Keeping me prisoner in my own dying garden
Yet in the midst of winter
A single blooming crimson
reminded me of
me
To mourn my phoenix was both
Premature and pointless for I burst
From my cell like a virus hell bent on
Destroying the world or at least you and
Your poisoned apple
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December 3rd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
“They will never, ever be published anywhere respectable”.
So is this a dis-respectful site (;])?