Comments on: Things That Irk Kate - Volume 1

By: GK

GK — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:55:16 +0000

9.) If I’m already going abit faster than the speed limit and keeping up with traffic, and you flash your lights, ride my ass, or honk at me to move out of the way, expect the finger. A big one. Maybe two, because I will be driving with my knees and attempting to smite you with dirty looks.

Its not your job to enforce the speed limits, if you’re in the passing lane holding up people trying to pass you, you’re in the wrong.. move over!! The left lane is not for “keeping up with traffic” it is for passing..

By: MWT

MWT — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:21:14 +0000

Regarding #3:

Ever wonder what happens to all the beach litter that doesn’t get cleaned up off the beach?

(Remember to cut apart those plastic doohickeys that hold sodas together, so that seabirds can’t get their heads caught in them…)

By: Nathan

Nathan — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:44:55 +0000

And I didn’t type the @ sign.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:43:50 +0000

This morning, heading in to work, there was some pretty slow traffic leading to the bridge. So I pull across the intersection and have to stop again and the guy behind me, instead of waiting one light back, pull up next to me in the bike lane and comes to a stop at an angle that indicates he’s going to pull in front of me when the light changes again.

I rolled down my window and signaled cheerfully to him. When he rolled down his window, I asked if he wanted my cell number. He looked kind of confused, so I said, “Well it’s obviously more important that you get where you’re going than me. From now on, you can just call me and I’ll pull over until you’ve passed me.

Dick@

By: Vince

Vince — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:34:23 +0000

Remember that old adage - Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body.

Absolutely!

And now I shall play follow-the-leader (Kate to janeice to me) and point appropriately.

Egads, it’s a movement!

By: Tania

Tania — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:27:19 +0000

#10. I have been known to pack tool in my purse to “fix” those damn things.

*hug* for your bad day. Remember that old adage - Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body.

I’ve got a truck, blue tarps, duct tape, and heavy equipment for earth moving. I might have access to an incinerator and/or kiln. It’s a bit of drive from Alaska to the east coast, but I’m here for you.

By: Dez

Dez — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:03:18 +0000

#2 (heh, no poo pun intended) Wow, I thought only guys did this… my illusions of the cleanliness of females has been shattered.

#3 Hey, save the drowning trash, not the drowning litterers. At least the trash is recyclable, and the fish get a snack.

#5 Note to self… I have found the button that will turn Kate into a thermonuclear device. I must tell Pete and then run to “minimum safe distance”.

#6 Yes, the baking chocolate was a bitter disappointment for me too.

#7 Liver is one of the 3 foods of the anti-Christ… and there isn’t enough ketchup on the planet to cover up the taste of it. The taste should come as no surprise; I mean, just look at its function in the body.

#9 Ahhhhh… the Rant is strong in this one. This was my favorite.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:02:22 +0000

Ooooh! The Irkness Monster.

By: Michelle K

Michelle K — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:36:05 +0000

Hope your day has gotten better.

And just as an aside, we have a handicapped permit for my grandmother. When we go to many stores I’ll drop her off at the door, park quickly, and then run to catch up with her. Sometimes she’ll walk to the car from the store, sometimes not, depending upon how tired she is.

And I always feel like people are hayt’n me for that, even though I have dropped her and her walker off at the door.

By: Janiece

Janiece — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:29:52 +0000

I don’t know about that. But i’s still your fault. Hee!