Comments on: You Just Have to Hit Play

By: Dez

Dez — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:32:38 +0000

Hilarious! It reminds me of an old George Carlin routine in which Carlin asks us to replace the word “kill” with the word “f**k” in all of those old movie cliches… for example…

Gunslinger in wild West, high-noon showdown:
“I’m gonna kill you, Sheriff… but I’m gonna kill you slow!”
becomes
“I’m gonna f**k you, Sheriff… but I’m gonna f**k you slow!”

By: Nathan

Nathan — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:42:04 +0000

I love that it’s set to Klezmer music…which is totally appropriate since we can assume The Count is Romanian!

By: Vince

Vince — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:36:47 +0000

Hahahahahahaha!!

By: mattw

mattw — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:49:15 +0000

Vampires made of felt are total pervs.

By: ed

ed — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:33:04 +0000

I *bleep* slowly slowly slowly getting faster… once I start *bleep*ing it’s really hard to stop… faster faster it is so exciting I could *bleep* forever *bleep* until I drop

By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:23:51 +0000

I *bleep* the candles on the shelf. When I’m alone I *bleep* myself…
Classic Count, heehee