Amnesia

Oh Girl, Hold on! You know we were shoppin for YOUR fine self. Remember haunting the gown section so you could have performance dresses????? and prom dresses????
PLEASE….

And you wrere NOT 7! More like 15 or 16. Ya know, it is a thankless job being a Mother.
*giggles* you willl find out soon…
You willl find out soon enuff how you Tramatized Their Psyches.
Love,
Mom

lol, every mistake will be on the web real time, instead of 20 years later.

just remember Marshalls. you loathed it you’re doomed when the grrls want to shop gap or whatever’s big in 10 years

I recall shopping for diapers with you once. People thought I was the father…talk about stress…;-)

The whining did notify of such feelings.

There’s two types of shopping: Window Shopping and Power Shopping.

In the first, you evaulate every piece of anything in your path, and picture yourself on a yacht with the queen and wondering if it clashes with her pommeranian decor… takes 4hrs, feels like 12 years

In the other, you look it over, yes/no, 30 seconds to 2m… you have a budge, a price range, and an idea of what you need. takes an hour at most.

I’d say man/woman difference, but three of my closest friends growing up all shop for hours. they’re finicky. I cannot cope. Last time I went with one of them I kept getting told to get light colors. pastels. by a married man with a kid on the way.

bah