Amnesia

Although, I’d love for you to go over to Pete’s page, I’m going to just copy the post I have over there, on to here, because I know we don’t share all of the same audience, plus, I’m horribly ill with a chest cold and fever. So I’m tired and I’m going to go to bed. I will try to get normal and original posting back tomorrow. For now, enjoy my copycattery.

Oh My God, What did you eat???

A history lesson is always fun, but here’s something I bet you didn’t know.  

Aside from the tiny, irrelevant fact that Hitler, by society’s definition was insane, there are some other interesting things for which to laugh at him as he rolls around in that early grave. He apparently had a horrible flatulence issue. The problems started for Adolf when he was just a boy, but only grew worse as he reached adulthood. Scientists attributed it to both a nervous condition and a diet that consisted of mostly raw and uncooked vegetables and oats. For some odd reason, Dolfie got it in his head that all cooked foods were carcinogenic.

See! See! More reason to eat meat with Pete.

Regardless, I don’t know how anyone would have taken him seriously at any sort of sit down negotiation or meeting when suddenly the room was filled with the scent of au de la sewage facility. Ava must have wiped petroleum jelly under nose to stifle the stench, because if Hitler’s problem was as bad as this article makes it out to be, I would have been in that bunker with a gun to my head long before overly evil husband/dictator joined me.

Ava (holding her nose): “Holy Shizzer! Did you eat dead skunks drenched in vomit covered garbage last night?”

I guess we can all thank Dr. Morell for giving him ‘gas remedy’ pills consisting of large quantities of strychnine. Nothing like abit of poison to tame those fumes. Another interesting fact: Some attribute Morell’s quackery as possibly but arguably debated as intentional, in helping to destroy Hilter’s reign of terror a lot earlier than anticipated.

 Source: Scent of a Führer

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