Scalzi’s Weekend Assignment #189: Amuse me, damn it!
Yeah, that’s right. You amuse me for a change. Tell me a joke. Tell me a story. Show me a funny picture. point to a good online video game. Suggest a good book or movie. Link me to a diverting YouTube or AOL Video, like those soda/Mentos fountain things (but not that, I’ve already seen those). Anything, people, just as long as it’s amusing. You know, something you think I would like. Like what, you say? Well, you know. Surprise me.Extra credit: Share your favorite pun. I love me a good pun.
Here are mine!
The first one is SuperPacMarioMan! Play at your own risk! :)
The second (and strangely linked with the video above): PACPUMPKINS!
Although I know you’ll be in France during Halloween, this is something that Krissy and Athena can do (provided they’re not going with you)!
My favorite pun:
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Ha!
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I had a girlfriend named Anne who was a bit shy. She would come with us when we went skinny-dipping, but she would never take off her bottoms. So we started calling her “the beer girl”, Anne-hides’er-bush.
Or, if you prefer…
When I lived in Colorado, Coors was the king of beers, not Budwiser or it associated products. People who drank beers other than Coors were ridiculed. I had a girlfriend named Ann who was partial to Busch, but wouldn’t let anyone see her drinking it. Appropriately, she was known as “Ann-hides’er-Busch.”
And by the way, did you know Moby Dick is a Welshman? He comes from whales.
Better late than never.
hahah! It seems like you’re partial to women named Ann(e). :)
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Ellen
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