That whole Anakin Skywalker post was really funny at the time, and now its not. I’m so sorry you had to suffer through that.
Instead, have this darling picture made by my soon to be seven year old.
Now for the translation: Kate you be the one who created make the cooker pies.
Kate, I love you very much are the best you can be, the champion.
Love,
Alexis
Aside from sounding like a Nigerian money email scam, it’s pretty endearing. I guess she’s telling me that she likes my pies and that I’m the champion. Oh jea..
Although I have to tell you, as I stood behind her as she proudly showed me her work of art, I really had to stifle a laugh. She’s not even a teen yet, and she’s immortalizing me as a ho in her creations.
As for her explanation as to why she called me ‘Kate’ as opposed to ‘Mommy.’ Well, she didn’t want to spell ‘mommy’ wrong.
Hahahahh
I love her vereemoch too.






