Amnesia

Are you planning a vacation beyond the borders of this great nation, but haven’t been able to secure the proper documents? With new travel restrictions now in place, the waiting time to obtain a valid US passport has outpaced even an indecisive yuppy in line at Starbucks! No way, you say! Yes way!

Allilex Industries can help!

For a nominal fee*, our talented staff is ready and waiting to meet your every need. We’ll make sure you have an updated or new passport in hand as you make your way through the atrocious TSA security lanes. If you happen to be taking to the water, we’ve got you covered there too!

So please call now! Our operators are standing by!

To see examples of our services, please click on the thumbnails at the end of this advertisement! We look forward to doing business.

*12.50 passport creation to cover supplies. 100.00 Administrative Fee. Small picture maybe required for accurate representation. Don’t delay! Act now!

Not responsible for any detention or security issues that may arise as a result of use.

Scalzi’s Weekend Assignment #180: Build a Bumper Sticker

For this Weekend Assignment I thought we’d do something easy. Because it’s August, and that’s just the wrong month to think:

Weekend Assignment #180: Go to this bumper sticker generator, and create a bumper sticker. Then post it in your journal. The generator page gives you a number of options to play with, so you should be able to have fun with it. Naturally, keep it reasonably clean; I have to link to it, after all.

Extra Credit: How many bumper stickers does your car have in real life?

No bumperstickers although I have one window decal  supporting the Boston Red Sox. I did have one of those nifty broken window baseballs with the Red Sox logo on it, but it fell off in the automatic carwash. /cry